A seriously serious GM app.

Hello.
I'm Mickey Mouse.
And I apply for LOLGM.
Why I should be a LOLGM?
Because I ban everyone who says something against me. When people complain I don't give a shit, cause I'm Mickey Mouse, I don't give shits.
When they say "MSI plz" I'm like NO FUCK YOU NO MSI -bans-
If anyone asks for an event that results in a ban too. Hell, it's not my problem that the other GM's aren't doing events. Also, as stated above, Mickey Mouse doesn't need to do events.
Experience?
I've been an attraction in Disneyland Paris (hell, the other Disneylands suck badly) and I appeared in many movies and TV shows. Watch Disney Channel to see me in action
How can I help this server?
I ban everyone, which results in no-one having problems. AWESOME LOGIC, ikr. After I banned them all, I'm going to 24/7 crash the server with lolhorntails. I would also add Mickey Mouse helpers which are my friends, to help me ban every single person alive.
I don't know any coding, hell, you don't need shit like JavaBitch in Disney Land.
When I'm not at work in Disney Land and / or TV shows, I'm grabbing my 1.5 inch dick all the time.
Sometimes my black ears get white then ;(

Better make me GM or your mom is going to die in 5 hours.

You see, you couldn't make a better choice as a GM.
I just turned 80 recently btw.

GREETINGS FROM DISNLEYLAND,
Mickey Mouse, the one who threw a rock at your parents.

I'm so bored ;/

APPROVED! LOL

Dude you copied and pasted MSNButterfly's GM app.

My plan is on half the way of success! A fellow Mickey Helper banned a few people, and I got a hidden Mickey Helper who says he's maybe going to be GM and then executing Mickey's order... who could it be?